Well, bum me, just a simple Norfolk (Narfalk) gal, who for some unknown reason decide to make a website. Amazingly someone HAS visited my site, well they must have, your reading this and so, logically, therefore,  you  MUST be visiting my site. Yeah. Right. Whatever. Where's my vodka???

FANDABBYDOZZIE Site Enhancements yay!!!!!!!

As you can see i have a dudey li'l counter thang above and i think i may have a guest book. I also hope to have a picture of a groovy dishcloth. Dudey.

Sign my guest book and Grandma Bumbo'll give you a chocker chip cookie.

 HARLO THAR!!!!!

Hey y'all! While on this site your probably gonna get confused about the content. Well here at elementrymydearbumbo.50megs.com we want to help (simpering smile). Over the years I have recieved many weird nicknames and started some even weirder catchphrases and stuff. If you do get all confused I s'pose you could contact me; in fact, send me an email about anything, this includes custard and underpants (and cum-shakes Sarah ; ) ).

       Whadeva. So sit down, look around and get comfy. If you really wanted to you could take off all your clothes and finish that left over easter egg. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It looks as if someone has set a fart on fire in this picture!